Reality for Dummies
Saturday, October 15, 2005
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Fuckity, Fuck, Fuck Fuck...
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OK, let's get everyone caught up, shall we?  Delphi did indeed file for Bankruptcy last Saturday.  Ruh-roh, Shaggy.  I don't have a flippin' clue what's going to happen to my job, my dad's job, or the jobs of the other 5,000 people that work for Delphi in my town.  The only thing that works in our favor in this area is that our particular part of Delphi makes money.  Not that that's going to keep them from asking us for a buttload of our pay and benefits back, but it should, at least, keep the doors open and the lights on in our plants. 

Now, let me talk about our new CEO Steve Miller.  What a smug bastard this guy is.  I watched as much of the press conference as our local TV channel saw fit to broadcast, and all I wanted to do is smack the guy upside the head.  Now, I do understand that we, as hourly employees, are going to have to give concessions to make our company viable, but don't stand there and belittle us in defense of your bonus program for the same executives that ran this ship right into the ground.  I'm not buying it.

Now, let's talk about the dumbasses up in Lockport.  This particular plant is sending out flyers telling their people to be prepared to strike the company.  This really isn't a good idea.  If they walk out, all they are going to do is ensure that their plant gets closed.  It already isn't a profitable location, and all of this talk of a work stoppage not only endangers their plant, but others as well.  Mr. Gettlefinger from the UAW needs to sit on these guys and get them to shut up.  Soon.

It's going to be a long process.  I better get some more beer.


Posted at 03:00 pm by spencemo
C'mon...Bring it!!!  

Wednesday, October 05, 2005
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It's Not Just Us...
"

OK people...in the relentless reporting about Delphi's financial situation, everything is focused on how much we union people are making in wages and benefits, and by golly, if we fix that, we'll be just fine.  Well bullshit.  We're not the only problem...take a look at this...

Delphi Executives Named in Suit Over Sales Practices
The Wall Street Journal

By Jeffrey McCracken

Oct. 5, 2005

A detailed lawsuit filed against Delphi Corp. by two state pension funds and one of Europe's biggest employee-pension funds alleges the auto-supplier's senior executives encouraged inventory deals with a bank and two other companies that artificially boosted profits from 1999 to 2002.

The accounting moves, which involved selling inventory at the end of a quarter and booking the proceeds as income and cash flow from operations, are being examined in a securities-fraud investigation by the Securities and Exchange Commission and a related criminal probe by the Department of Justice.

Delphi has previously acknowledged it overstated earnings in past years, in part through deals involving third parties. But it is unclear whether senior executives were aware of the improper accounting, and details have been scant.

The suit alleges that Alan S. Dawes, Delphi's chief financial officer at the time, and other senior executives arranged approximately $440 million in deals in which Delphi sold scrap and unusable equipment to improve earnings during difficult quarters after Delphi was spun out from General Motors Corp. in 1999.

These deals helped Delphi meet or exceed quarterly earnings expectations for its first 19 quarters, according to the suit. After a quarter closed, Delphi reacquired the inventory, the suit alleges.

Delphi's senior management was so pleased with the inventory practices that a vice president of logistics once distributed a companywide memo praising the program and telling others to copy it, the suit alleges. Managers were also told to visit the plants where the inventory had been sold to "learn from their methods," according to the 290-page lawsuit.

The lawsuit was filed last Friday in federal court in New York. The $7 billion public pension fund for Oklahoma school teachers is named as the lead plaintiff. Others suing include the $16 billion Mississippi public-employees pension fund, which provides benefits to about 310,000 current and future state employees; Stichting Pensioenfonds ABP, the $178 billion pension fund for 2.2 million government and university workers in the Netherlands; and Raiffeisen Kapitalanlage-Gesellschaft, a mutual-fund firm based in Vienna with $40 billion in assets.

The lawsuit is being handled by the New York law firm of Bernstein Litowitz Berger & Grossman, which had a key role in the class-action suit in the WorldCom Inc. securities litigation that resulted in a $6.13 billion recovery.

Delphi spokesman Lindsey Williams declined to comment on the lawsuit. He said current Delphi executives or board members mentioned in the suit would not be made available to comment. Attempts to reach Mr. Dawes and Delphi's former chairman and chief executive, J.T. Battenberg III, were unsuccessful. Mr. Battenberg, who was also named as a defendant, announced his retirement in February, just a week before the SEC investigation was revealed. He stepped down this summer.

The suit cites deals in 1999 and 2000 involving a Tennessee purchasing-management firm called Setech. The suit alleges these deals, valued at about $145 million and involving inventory from Delphi sites such as plants in Kokomo, Indiana, and Reynosa, Mexico, artificially inflated Delphi's pretax income by $60 million in 1999 and $16 million in 2000, a period when Delphi traded near its $20-a-share peak. Delphi has previously acknowledged the amount by which pretax income had been inflated, but not details of the transaction or any involvement by Setech.

Setech's chief financial officer, Richard Eddinger, declined to comment on the lawsuit, but confirmed his company has been contacted by the SEC as part of its year-long Delphi investigation. The lawsuit adds to the mountain of problems at Delphi, which is trying to avoid filing for bankruptcy-court protection and is seeking help from GM and the United Auto Workers union.

Delphi, which has acknowledged that it is under federal investigation, completed an internal investigation in June, resulting in the restatement of earnings for 2001-2003. Mr. Dawes and several senior treasury executives were also forced out earlier this year as a result of the investigation.

Delphi has never given the names of the third parties it sold the inventory to. The suit cites several "confidential sources," such as former GM employees, Delphi managers, Setech officials and others as the source of its information.

The suit says many of the most egregious deals stopped in 2002, one quarter before Sarbanes-Oxley kicked in, but management spent the next two years trying to hide or make up for the artificial boost to their bottom line.

The suit names as defendants Delphi, the accounting firm of Deloitte & Touche, six former or current Delphi executives, 15 former or current board members, nine investment banks and three other companies Delphi did business with. Former parent GM wasn't named as a defendant.

Deloitte & Touche spokeswoman Deborah Harrington said her firm hadn't been served with the lawsuit and declined to comment.

The other companies that the suit alleges helped Delphi "present the investing public with a materially false and misleading picture of the company's cash flow, earnings and debt," are Bank One Automotive Group, since acquired by J.P. Morgan Chase & Co., and BBK Ltd., an automotive-turnaround firm based in Southfield, Michigan. J.P. Morgan spokesman Joseph Evangelisti declined to comment on the suit. BBK founder B.N. Bahadur said he hadn't seen the suit and declined to comment. Bank One and BBK have previously acknowledged being contacted by the SEC over the matter.

The suit says Delphi disguised a $200 million loan in December 2000 from Bank One as a sale of precious metals. Delphi used this money to report record cash flow from operations of $268 million for 2000, which was considered significant at the time because the rest of the auto industry was suffering from vehicle-production cuts, the suit alleges.

Delphi's actual cash flow from operations for the year was $68 million. It also didn't record the loan as a debt. A few weeks later, in January after the year-end close, Delphi bought back the assets, the suit alleges.

The suit says Delphi did about $89 million in similar buyback deals with BBK in 2000 and 2001. Quoting an unnamed "confidential source" that worked in the senior executive office of BBK, the suit claims Mr. Dawes was "directly involved in the transactions" with BBK and had a close relationship with Mr. Bahadur.




Monday, October 03, 2005
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OK, The Good News Is...
"

...I didn't lose my office job...yet.  Rumor has it there's going to be another wave of cuts on the horizon, but no one knows for sure. 

The bad news is that I work for a little auto supplier called Delphi.  Heard of it?  The four people who really know what's going on don't feel the need to share that information with the rest of us, so it's chaos on the shop floor.  It's the nature of the beast...if you don't have the answers, make them up.  What's happening is that someone will read a news article, take two or three points out of it and spin it into some sensational story to run their mouths about. 

It all makes my brain hurt.  I just want an accurate answer one way or the other.  If I'm going to get screwed by my company, I'd like to have the opportunity to prepare myself for it.  We all just want to know.  Are GM & the UAW going to step up to the plate and get a deal done?  I think GM just might, but the UAW scares me.  These guys have their heads stuck in the 70's where strong-armed union bullying was the best negotiating tool.  That shit doesn't work anymore.  If the UAW doesn't bend, they'll condemn us all.  Shit.

I guess we'll just have to wait and see...


Monday, September 12, 2005
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I Think Therefore I Am, Therefore I Think I'll Have a Beer...
"

I'm having another one of those 'my brain hurts' kind of days.  The company I work for is in financial trouble, and although I'm not worried that I'm going to be unemployed anytime soon, I may lose my cushy office job and be back on the production floor. 

That could have some advantages...no stress...no deadlines...make my parts and go home.

It would also have some disadvantages...pay cut...being in pain when I go home every day...no longer using my brain at work...

Ugh...everyone at home seems to think that I'll be OK, but I'm not sure right now.  With what's going on at work, no one is safe.  Oh well, I guess as long as they still let me come inside the plant when I come to work, it's OK. 

My plant manager says that, if you're going to be affected, you'll know by Friday.  That's great to have an answer, but it makes for a long week. 



Friday, September 02, 2005
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Speechless...
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I could ramble on about my feelings on the horrors I see taking lace in New Orleans and elsewhere in the hurricane ravaged Gulf Coast, but I can't. 

Please, just give...

...and pray.


Posted at 05:06 pm by spencemo
C'mon...Bring it!!!  

Monday, August 29, 2005
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Shut the F*ck Up...
"

Ok, I got to spend some quality time with my sister from out of town this weekend.  Now, don't get me wrong, I love all of my sisters and would die to try to protect them, but sometimes I'm reminded that silence is golden...

My dear sister came home to pick up her son who was visiting my parents this Saturday, so naturally, I went over to visit her.  I wasn't even there an hour when I was reminded ever so bluntly that "her husband goes to work every day so that I can have my fucked up opinion".  My brother-in-law is a Senior Chief in the Navy, and, of course, my sister is a rabid Republican being a military wife.  I'm not sure that she liked being reminded that my husband is a disabled Air Force veteran, and he pretty much shares the same "fucked up" opinion that I have.  Actually, it's pretty funny, but she didn't phrase it quite that way when my husband & Stimpy's husband (an Army vet) were in the room.  Now, I don't go quite as far to the left as my sister Stimpy, but if you couldn't have guessed, I'm definitely not on the far right, either.

I would have really liked to get into it with her, but I wouldn't do that at Mom & Dad's house.  Especially since she let her friends in Virginia dogpile Mom while she was down there to visit, Mom doesn't want to hear any political arguments. 

Ugh. 


Thursday, August 11, 2005
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Victim's Boot Camp
"

I wrote the following piece quite a while ago on another site, and after watching some daytime talk shows, it felt relevant again...

Tired of taking responsibility for your own life? Want to find a way to place the blame for your problems on someone else? Then I've got the solution for you...Victim's Boot Camp! That's right! Only at Victim's Boot Camp can you learn how to finesse your own personal screw ups into someone else's fault!

Are your kids assholes?  Are they disrespectful to you and other adults?  Do they use profanity like a drunken sailor?  It couldn't be because they've been given a poor example at home, therefore it has to be because of the entertainment industry!  Yep, all of those movies you let them see and profanity-laden rap CDs must be the culprit!  There, now don't you feel more empowered?

Do you spend many lonely nights, staring at the phone, because you went and got yourself hooked on a married man? Are you frustrated because you really believed him when he said he'd leave his wife and marry you? It's not your fault... it's got to be the wife's fault! "Well, if she would have just treated him right, he wouldn't have gone looking elsewhere...then I wouldn't be where I am right now". Yes, that's right, forget about your own lack of integrity and morals and his being a lying, cheating slimeball! Our patented technique will let your guilt slide off of you like eggs on Teflon.

Here at Victim's Boot Camp, we pride ourselves on empowering our clients and showing them how to make their lives stress free. Just follow our patented Guilt Removal practices, and you'll be well on your way to a happy, guilt free existance. All this can be yours for a low $3995. You'll be the envy of all your friends, and every person who has ever been a guest on the "Jerry Springer" show.

OK, so I changed it just a bit from the original, but that's all right...



Thursday, August 04, 2005
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Girl's Night Out, Eh?
"

I received this in my email today, and I thought I'd share...

Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing...

You're okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night... You hear her stumble into bed around 4 AM and laugh knowing she's going to have a monster hangover...

You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which she used last night...
You sigh in relief because it's all in one piece...

You circle the car looking for dents and find none...

But...Wait a minute... What the?!?!








Monday, August 01, 2005
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Ugh...
"

That's right, I said ugh.  I know that I shouldn't be surprised about Dubya using a recess appointment to put that idiot Bolton in the UN, but it still pisses me off.  Our fair Republic has enough credibility problems around the globe, we didn't need this.  Bush is sending a complete asshole into the most dignified diplomatic body on the planet.  That ought to go over like a lead balloon.

Shit, even Sen. Voinovich (R) from my beloved Buckeye state was vehemently arguing against Bolton.  Well, I guess this is just one more example of Dubya thumbing his nose at our own congress, as well as the rest of the world.



Tuesday, July 19, 2005
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Well, It's About F****** Time!!!
"

As the title suggests, my own personal hell is over...there's a labor agreement for the NHL.  It's great if you're an owner, not so great for the players, but if they would have just accepted the "last, best offer" in February, they'd be a lot better off.  As it stands, I really don't care what they're getting paid, as long as they get their collective asses back on the ice this fall.

I would also like to state, for the record, if given the chance, I would bitch slap both Gary Bettman and Bob Goodenow.  I'm sure that there would be a long line for this little delight.  I just want to know what in the living hell these two boneheads were thinking.  Especially Goodenow...NO, we won't take a salary cap...We'll NEVER accept a salary cap...OK, we'll take a salary cap, but the team cap has just got to be $52 million or we won't accept it...Cancel the season?  Go right ahead...Wow, now that we don't have to play, let's work day and night to secure a fair deal for our membership...What's that?  You want to keep that 24% rollback in salaries that we mentioned?  That sounds great.  Something else?  A maximum team salary cap of $32 million?  That sounds just great!  We'll take it!  Now, just run me off a copy of that with some flimsies so I can go over it at the next union meeting...The guys are gonna love this!!!

Yeah, right...I wonder if you can get a decent shot off when you're shooting tomatoes...


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